MCSWEENEY'S

What better way to start the workaday week than with some unsophisticated commentary on contemporary events?

My current piece at McSweeney's Internet Tendency explores an alternative theory to some of today's most vexing problems. Well, a most vexing problem.

I fully subscribe to the idea that the more ridiculous a conspiracy theory is, the more likely it is to be correct. And by fully, I mean a little bit.

Increasing Airline Revenue Through Fear

And no. No relation. You'll see.