THE "TOXIC" VIDEO WAS A TRUE STORY

Okay, I had one of somebody else's ideas. This is a concept defined as a an idea for a film or tv show or book or somesuch that I don't want to write because I'd like to have the experience of watching it purely for entertainment.

Also, I might not be able to do it justice...or sell it...and mostly likely don't have time between working on Area Three, an unspecified rewrite and carefully making my way though my Mad Men spec.

Somebody take this and have it. Do it. Just invite me to the premiere (and maybe a From An Idea By credit). It's Britney's comeback vehicle. By my count she's on her third one. Fourth? Whatever.


THE UNREDACTED BRITNEY - Which explains all the stooopid shit Britney does on a daily basis by showing her double life as an agent of an uber-secret covert action agency. Why'd she run that red light while texting? Cuz' she's a dumb bunny (I'm not really thinking the word bunny)? No. Because she got a call that the noted Scandanavian mad scientist and would-be world conqueror Hax Killstrom need to be taken down! Right fucking now!

There can be musical numbers.

It's 24 meets Hannah Montana.

Get this done!

After the strike.

And no, I don't know how to explain those vag shots as being some kind of method of stopping a plot to blow up Westwood...for it's strategic value?